Tottenham: Jose Mourinho and the many parties he could spoil in the Premier League

You sack him and will come to haunt you. Jose didn’t have to wait too long for a shot at his old and most recent employers, Man United.

In exciting news, this one comes the earliest of all the spoilers Jose’s about to dish out this campaign.

The pair meets as early as 4 December for their first top-six clash. The next (the following year obviously) as early as 20 April 2020. This is the one where the “Special One” will be putting in 24-hour gym sessions.

Calling in the Rock to start a new programme, and head over to Norway and brainstorm with the world’s best chess player, Magnus Carlsen.

By the sound of things, Jose should be sporting a six-pack and a second masters degree in tactics when completed.

Either way, Ole will meet the man he succeeded, and we will all soon find out who is the better option of the two men.